my first ever, courtesy of jo spanglemonkey.
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
Christine, my fellow arts & crafts teacher, or rather she high-fived me last week and my return was rather anemic, more of a low three, i guess. before that, i think it was a stranger on the street in new york when the mets won in ‘86.
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive.
probably
3) Do you sleep with the TV on?
no, the radio.
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
no, i never have drank. i often have drunk milk straight out of the jug, though, or anything else. i love milk. and grammar.
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee
never been in one.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee
wait, this sounds familiar....stung by a dead bee?
7) How fast can you type
useta be 110 wpm, now it’s about 4
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
no
9) Eye color
brown.
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
yes
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
i only bathe. can’t remember the last time i showered.
12) Do you knock on wood?
Yes.
13) Do you floss daily?
no.
15) Can you hula hoop?
useta could, back when they were invented
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
yes
17) What do you want for Christmas?
a job using my talents, that i can live on, with benefits. preferably before christmas.
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
the muffin man? the muffin man?
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
not that i’ve heard.
20) Who wrote the book of love?
Oom D. Doodoodoo
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
yes
22) Do you wish on your fallen lashes?
did you mean arches?
23) Do you consider yourself successful?
no, not yet. always so tantalizingly close, though.
24) How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
5 or 6?
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
no
26) Plans for tomorrow?
going on a two hour knitting cruise around tampa bay. really!
27) Can you juggle?
no
28) Missing someone now?
yes
29) when was the last time you told someone I Love You?
i don’t remember, probably when my mother died? or a friend after 9/11?
30) And truly meant it?
sure
31) how often do you drink
couple of times a month, maybe, i guess
32) How are you feeling today?
okay
33) what do you say too much?
just about everything..
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
no
35) What are you looking forward to?
fulltime employment
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
sure. i once broke into a dorm room in ashland, oregon to spend the night. the dorm was unoccupied for the summer and i had occupied that room legitimately for the week before, but the program i had been in ended and i hadn’t been ready to go, so i broke into what had been “my” room again that next night, before catching the bus out the following morning.
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
no
38) Can you handle the truth?
so far
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
i do not like them.
40) Any cool scars?
no cool scars, just minimal ordinary ones. also no tattoos or piercings other than my ears, which i just got a couple of years ago. (the holes, not the ears.)
Pass it on to, now who would do this? boot, grudknows and keith!